Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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