why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
im watching shaqs comedy special. this is how i know im not sober.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I told my doctor about us having twin chlamydia
I needed to pee, so I climbed out his window
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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