Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
You were pouring Patron into the window of the squad car trying to get the police dog to drink it
So thats why that cop beat my ass?
Probably
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Never underestimate the power of titties
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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