Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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