Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I'm just blindly tossing my dick into whatever comes my way.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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