adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
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