the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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