Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
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I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
I don't believe in coincidence. I believe in the stars aligning perfectly to sodomise me in public. Who ever said I was cynical?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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