Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Took an adderall for the first time in a few weeks. Spent 45 minutes peeling an orange TO PERFECTION.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
The smell of pee and coconut conditioner still makes me think of him
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