Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
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If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
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He wore pink swim trunks on our date and repeatedly insulted my profession, but his cat kept standing up like a person to nuzzle my face and I felt like a Disney Princess. I hate this dude, but the cat is too amazing for me to not fake interest for.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
He said his parents were apparently coming over to surprise him with breakfast and I’ve never gotten dressed and run out of the door that quickly. I have commitment issues.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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