ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Just saw my boss eat a banana in three bites.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Boobs are out for the taking
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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