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Did I tell you he has dinosaur sheets?
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
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i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
my greatest accomplishment from the city of diplomacy is that i puked at a table of 5 diplomats and my professor and NONE OF THEM NOTICED
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
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On her way to bed she said, "If you have sex on the couch, just move my blanket" Needles to say, we moved the blanket
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Like seriously how stupid drunk do you have to get befor you start finding dolphin lighters and shit in your undergarments
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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