Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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