Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
honey bunches of taint.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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