I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I don't like getting sloppy drunk but I don't like getting just half drunk either, I'm way too responsible if my blood alcohol level is below 0.2
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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