Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
Yeah I should probably start planning our first conversation instead of our first child.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Secrets from the porn industry: liTERALLY SHOVE A SEA SPONGE UP YOUR VAGINA GO ON DO IT
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
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