think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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