I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Have to get circumcised. Doctor goes, "On the bright side, you can tell people your dick is too wide."
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
I round house kicked her emotions in the face
Halloween is the end of the singles holidays they don't start again until st. Patrick's day we better get wifed up or it's going to be a long winter lol
Just stay awake and booze cruise it to class. How are you a senior and have never went to class drunk? No excuses, I have a better gpa.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
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