I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
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four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
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The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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