HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
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And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
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Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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