I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
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there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Let's paint friendship bongs
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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