Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
Going to spend my cab money on more shots and just take the ambulance home
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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