Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
She ran from her surprise party screaming "I'm not ready for an intervention." Yeah, the girl has a problem.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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