is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Remember that cop that blew me in the parking lot a few weeks ago? He's possibly with his wife and kids shopping at Target.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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