called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
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The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
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Your loyalty to the Redskins reminds me how no matter how much I disappoint you, you will still always be rooting for me.
Holy sore nipples Batman
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
The only thing that makes a night with half a bottle of cheap vodka is the other half of that bottle of cheap vodka.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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