nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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