So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
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I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
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I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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