Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
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Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
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Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
He referred to his penis as "The Purple Headed Yogurt Slinger." I'm both disgusted and turned on
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