She said her name was "party"
Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
I got paid to fuck my boss for lunch. My job is better than yours.
Do you recall asking me to zip line through your wedding dressed as a bleeding angel?
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