Duck Duck Cougar?
Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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