i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
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You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
From now on, you must never doubt my ability to go from drunken rambling lovesick girl to Stepford wife within the course of a few hours.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I wish I got tanner on friday but I feel like I spent most of my time puking in the bathroom. I love my life
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