I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Just heard someone use the phrase "slut mustard" in a sentence. Win.
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
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Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
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Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
I have post one night stand depression
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