New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I'm sorry I told you to go fuck yourself after you said good morning to me when I was hungover.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Just had the biggest masturbatory crisis ever.
What does that mean?
Internet is down.
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