i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
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