so explain again why im purple
no
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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