i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Hey I can officially say I made out with a drug lord.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
My mom added me on Snapchat which means I am officially done with Snapchat.
That's how pantless uber rides happen
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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