I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
How long is enough time to schedule homosexual exploration... Like an hour?
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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