What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I've spent the last ten minutes rubbing glue sticks on the wall
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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