I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
After I'd been making out with her for a good 15 minutes some guy yelled "grab this chicks beer she needs both hands!" And he was right I did need both: god bless jello wrestling.
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I look like a hot mess, emphasis on the hot now, more emphasis on the mess later
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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