White coat. Heels.
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
He asked to "fluff my boner.."
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
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I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
She did NOT find it funny to come upstairs to find me with the word "MISERY" written on my forehead in magic marker and the label to the vodka bottle replaced with a scrap of paper taped around that says "COMPANY"
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