Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
when I type Christina's, my phone's predictive text assumes my next word is boobage
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
Randomize
