It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I broke his nose at the bar and he still went home with me.
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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