If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
thank you for reminding me that I stumbled into a public place drunk at 9am wearing a chicks pants.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
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