so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
