Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
you are singlehandedly the most cursed object the universe ever conceived