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say what?
wanna hang out?
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
i got her number while she was sitting next to her boyfriend. her actual number. i might be a superhero
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I love you. Go after that dick
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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