what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
Randomize
