Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
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I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
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I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
I have an empty apartment, Chinese food, and fresh batteries in my vibrator. There's nothing on this earth that could lure me out tonight.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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