he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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