quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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