you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
you kept wiggling your finger at everybody at the party telling us this is how he fingered me. you seemed pretty upset about it.
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
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Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
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I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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