I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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