you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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